Posted by Prim3 on April 23rd, 2008
A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a “handy-woman” and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. “Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,” he said. How much will you charge me?” The blonde quickly responded, “How about $50?”
The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage.
The man’s wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, “Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?” He responded, “That’s a bit cynical, isn’t it? The wife replied, “You’re right. I guess I’m starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we’ve been getting by e-mail lately.”
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. “You’re finished already?” the husband asked. “Yes,” the blonde replied, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.” Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her.
“And by the way,” the blonde added, “it’s not a Porsche, it’s a Lexus.”
P/s: If you cannot get the joke, let me know.. 
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Posted by Prim3 on January 17th, 2008
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Posted by Prim3 on July 20th, 2007
Rule No. 1
The Boss is always right..
Rule No. 2
If the Boss did something wrong..
Refer to Rule No. 1
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Posted by Prim3 on July 15th, 2007
Woot.. Woot.. oops.. Woof.. Woof.. baru betul..
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