I received this from a forwarded mail..我收到这从一个转发邮件.. Although it’s rather funny, it’s true at the same time:虽然它的相当好玩,它的真实在同一时间:
Can a family man with Salary RM3,000 survive in Malaysia? 可以一个家庭的男子与薪金rm3 , 000生存在马来西亚? Let’s do some simple calculations here. 让我们做一些简单的计算在这里。
In Malaysia , the average family income is RM3,000 /month (where father works, mother doesn’t).在马来西亚,家庭平均收入是rm3 , 000个/月(如工程,父亲,母亲并不) 。
I understand there are many families whose monthly income does not reach RM3,000, but, to make things simple, let’s take RM3,000 as the figure.据我所知,有很多的家庭,每月收入没有达到rm3 , 000 ,但为了方便起见,让我们采取rm3 , 000人的数字。 Ok lah, right?确定lah ,对不对?
Okay, let’s start rolling with a family which has Papa, Mama, 1 daughter and 1 son.好吧,让我们先轧制一个家庭,其中有爸爸,妈妈, 1个女儿和1个儿子。 Ngam-ngam ….岩-岩… … 。
Calculation starts…计算开始…
Electricity and water bill: RM100 (No air-con, No home theatre, No water heater … ok?)电力和供水条例草案: rm100 (没有空气先行,没有家庭影院,没有热水器…确定? )
Phone bill (Telekom): RM100电话帐单(电信) : rm100
Meals for a happy family: RM775 (3 meals on RM25/day, RM25 for 4 persons…?)膳食一个幸福的家庭: rm775 ( 3餐就rm25/day , rm25 4人… … ? )
Papa makan / teh-tarik during working hrs: RM155 (RM5/day, RM5 … can eat what?)爸爸makan /德- tarik在工作小时: rm155 ( rm5/day , 5令吉… …可以吃什么? )
Car repayment: RM400 (A proton saga aeroback, 7 yrs repayment)汽车还款: rm400 (质子事件aeroback , 7年还款)
Petrol (living in city, traffic-jam): RM300 (go to work, bring son to school, only can afford one car running)汽油(居住在城市,交通果酱) : rm300 (去工作,把儿子到学校,不仅可以负担得起一车运行)
Insurance: RM650 (kids, wife and myself)保险: rm650 (孩子,妻子和我自己)
House repayment: RM750 (low cost housing repayment for 30 yrs, retired still have to work to pay!)内务还款: rm750 (廉租屋还款为30岁,离退休还有工作要付出! )
Tuition: RM80 (got that cheap meh? i don’t think so)学费: rm80 (获得廉价meh ?我不这么认为)
Older children pocket money @ school: RM20 (RM1/day, eat bread?)年龄较大的儿童零用钱@学校: rm20 ( rm1/day ,吃面包? )
School fees: RM30 (enough ah?)学费: rm30 (不够啊? )
School books and etc: RM100 (always got extra to pay in school)学校课本和等: rm100 (总是得到额外支付在校)
Younger children milk powder: RM50 (cannot have the DHA, BHA, PHA one, expensive)年幼的儿童奶粉: rm50 (不能有民政事务总署署长,中BHA , PHA的一,昂贵的)
Miscellaneous: RM100 (shampoo, rice, sauce, toilet paper)杂项: rm100 (洗发水,大米,酱油,卫生纸)
Oh wait!!!哦等待! I have to stop here, so…我已停止在这里,所以…
No Astro,没有天文
no movie @ cinema,没有电影@电影院,
no DVD,没有的DVD ,
no CD,没有的CD ,
no online,没有在线,
cannot KFC,不能肯德基,
cannot McDonald,不能麦当劳,
cannot go Park walk during weekend (petrol expensive), no chit chat on phone with grandparents, and etc…不能去公园散步,在周末(汽油昂贵) ,没有陈捷聊天,电话与祖父母或外祖父母,等…
Let’s use a calculator to total up… WALAO EH!让我们使用计算器的总起来… walao高血压! Shit! shit外围! RM3,610 already… rm3 , 610已经…
EPF belum potong, income tax lagi……..oledi RM3,610 ….公积金局还没potong ,所得税在一项… … .. oledi rm3 , 610 … … 。
How to survive lah tuan-tuan dan puan-puan sekalian ???如何生存lah团抟丹puan - puan sekalian ? ? ?
Our Deputy Prime Minister asked us to change lifestyle?我们的副总理要求我们要改变生活方式?
How to change?如何改变? Don’t eat?不要吃? Don’t work?不工作? Don’t send children to school and study?不要送子女上学和研究呢?
Besides that, I believe in Malaysia population, there are millions of rakyat Malaysia which still don’t earn RM3,000/month!!!此外,我相信在马来西亚的人口,会有数以百万的rakyat马来西亚仍然不赚rm3 , 000/month !
What is this?这是什么? Inilah Malaysia Boleh… Sorry … it should be Malaysians Boleh , because we’re still alive and kicking!! inilah马来西亚boleh …对不起… …它应该是马来西亚人boleh ,因为我们正在仍然活着和脚踢!
Our politicians must be mad!!!!我们的政治家必须疯狂!
Please forward and comment boleh or tak boleh.请转发和评论boleh或德boleh 。 No wonder so many Ah Loong around lah….无怪乎有这么多啊陇左右lah … 。
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